VIDEO: Drunk Man Instantly Regrets Taking on Teenager, Ends Up Getting Knocked Out With Iconic WWE Moves

Picture this: you’re day-drinking at the park. Now think of all the fun activities you can pair up with your drink at a time like this. Hanging out with friends, picnicking, snacking in the sun, and… getting knocked out? Fighting someone unnecessarily is one of the dimmest options to pick even when you’re sober. S0 imagine choosing to do just that when you’re inebriated before getting knocked out COLD! WWE style.

That’s the exact choice that the subject of this story made when he decided to get tangled with a teenager who didn’t mind sending him to sleep in under a minute.

Quick highlights of a putdown

The bout made the teen look like a prime Conor McGregor as he relentlessly pummeled his opponent with two hard-hitting early hooks. Even though the drunk fighter attempted to throw the first strikes, he missed his shot every single time. Meanwhile, the teen followed the hooks with a couple of quick one-twos by which point he had successfully taken the drunk man off his feet. He even let the drunk man get back on his feet, giving him a chance to fight back, but to no avail.

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What’s worse is how the teen continually talked trash while driving his fists into his inebriated opponent. He showed absolutely no mercy right up until the moment he flattened him on the ground. The fight even ended with two strong kicks delivered straight to the drunk man’s torso.

At this point, all the drunk challenger could do was waive the white flag in surrender.

Straight out of WWE

The fight was quite reminiscent of a squash match in the WWE. Think of any match that involved Brock Lesnar or Goldberg when the two wrestlers were in their prime, hitting just five moves and ending fights in two minutes. The only difference was that, unlike those wrestlers, the teen didn’t need to grapple even once.

Unlike the WWE, however, this fight was surgical. You could tell the difference between a scripted fight with professionals, where both fighters are in on the moves, and a brawl that ended before it ever started. We know very little about this fight. We’re unaware of the fighters’ identity as well as where, when, and why they fought. What’s indisputable is that the teen inarguably put up a clinic. While there’s almost no silver lining for the drunk fighter, he’ll probably remember to think twice the next time he finds himself in a similar situation.

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