VIDEO: Man Channeling Spiderman Unleashes MMA-style Moves on Bystanders, Leaves Woman KO’d with Swift Two-Hit Combo

Superheroes are always much better on TV screens. No one cares for vigilante justice in real life. No one expects some caped crusader or MMA-practising billionaire or Spiderman to be the answer to cleaning up the streets. Many have tried and failed to recapture the heroics of the characters they watch and read about in the ‘Best of Fiction’ section. Yet the imitation has always been either cringeworthy, unpleasant, unsolicited or all of the above.

The rule of thumb is that if you see someone in a superhero costume and it’s not Halloween, you should probably make a beeline in the opposite direction. The most embarrassing situation of all is if that superhero is making his way to you in public, with no place for you to go.

In that scenario, you’ve got virtually no options and will likely have to face the music.

Spiderman Loose In the Supermarket

In the clip posted, a Spiderman with no mask, filter, or respect for his fellow human beings lands a big boot on a woman. He then proceeded to pull his fist back and land a knockout blow. The woman at first seemed to be in a mood to retaliate, both verbally and physically. Her first instinct was not to back out of the fight. However, she went in with more aggression than offense, and that turned out to be her downfall.

Another surprising and noteworthy detail is how not one single person dared to stop, or even deter, the not-so-friendly neighborhood Spiderman from his onslaught. He simply went up to her and was never in need of any more space to land his hits. He was never short of room and landed his knockout blow rather comfortably.

Vigilante Injustice for All

The fight was short, quick, and, in all honesty, a little unfair. Spiderman clearly had an edge over his latest nemesis and coupled this advantage with the element of surprise. The woman was always on the back foot, trying to defend or get herself out of the situation. However, there was one moment after eating a big boot to the face when she tried to stand her ground but that show of courage was only rewarded with a knockout blow that left her flat on her back.

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Twitter, now X’s users were very amused by the clip. Here are some reactions:

This user believes the Spiderman has to be the Supreme Bully Maguire possessing powers.

This user claimed that the Spiderman’s ‘Spidey’ senses would have prompted him to behave the way he did.

Moral of the story: stay away from masked (and unmasked) vigilantes in real life. They are generally out to do more harm than good. Don’t give in to the movie message they are clearly not our friends.

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