Let’s be real: Simone Biles is widely hailed as the GOAT of gymnastics, and nobody’s arguing with that.
Biles’ jaw-dropping achievements speak louder than any debate. But what happened this week? So, the NFL fans threw out a wild question for gymnastics enthusiasts everywhere: Could Simone’s insane skills translate to a completely different sport?
This all started when Simone Biles arrived for the “Monday Night Football” game wearing a fur coat to combat the chilly weather and be there for her husband. Jonathan Owens, a safety for the struggling Chicago Bears, was up against the Minnesota Vikings—a team flying high at second place in the NFC North.
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Meanwhile, the Bears…well, they’re stuck in the basement with a 4-10 record and haven’t won a game in 64 days. It was a tale of two teams: the Vikings dreaming of playoff glory and the Bears just trying to save face.
However, unfortunately for Chicago, the night didn’t go their way—again. The Minnesota Vikings cruised past the Chicago Bears on Monday night, and let’s be honest—no one was shocked. At this stage of the season, the gap between the 12-2 Vikings and the 4-10 Bears is crystal clear. You well know how Minnesota’s 30-12 win just drove the point home.
And it wasn’t just a bad night; it was the kind of meltdown that sends fans spiraling into desperation. And what do desperate fans do? They definitely call for Simone Biles to suit up.
Simone showed up at the U.S. Bank Stadium in the chilly Minneapolis weather to support her husband. But her cozy spectator vibes had some fans wanting more—like, for her to take the field. One particularly frustrated X user summed it up in a post dripping with exasperation: “Put the fur coat down and grab some f–ing pads, Simone. The @ChicagoBears NEED u.”
Put the fur coat down and grab some fucking pads Simone.
The @ChicagoBears NEED u pic.twitter.com/4vdWrle5aa
— Drunk Ryan Poles (@DrunkRyanPoles) December 17, 2024
Yeah, but isn’t it how bad things are?
When fans start calling for the greatest gymnast of all time to trade her leotard for football pads, you know they’re completely out of ideas. Of course, the idea of Simone Biles playing in the NFL is totally bonkers.
Some even believe that the gymnast is their last resort. But to be fair, these fans have seen her pull off the impossible time and time again—dominating gymnastics like no one else and elevating Team USA to legendary status. So, in their eyes, why couldn’t she save the Bears too?
Chicago Bears fans demand Simone Biles suit up for the team
The Chicago Bears’ season has been so rough that their fans have officially gone rogue. Their latest idea? Toss Simone Biles—yes, the gymnastics GOAT—into the lineup. Sure, it sounds ridiculous, but Bears fans seem pretty convinced that Biles could save their team from its epic spiral. They’ve even started brainstorming positions for her.
One fan boldly declared, “The way she would immediately be the best running back on the team.” Let’s also not forget Biles even raced Christian Watson, Green Bay Packers’ wide receiver, at a Memorial Day party in Door County when Owens played for the team.
Now, being a running back is no walk in the park. It’s a high-pressure role where you have to grab the ball from the quarterback, dodge a herd of defenders, and somehow make it to the end zone. Oh, and let’s not forget: you’ll also need to block 200-pound linemen barreling toward you. Not exactly an easy gig for a 4’8” gymnast. But fans don’t care about logic. They’ve seen Biles perform death-defying flips on the mat, and her agility alone has them convinced she’d dodge defenders with ease. One fan’s solution? “Get her some pads ASAP.”
It’s not just the running back role they’re eyeing. Another fan suggested, “Throw her right into safety.” For the uninitiated, safety is like the last line of defense—a player tasked with stopping the opposing team’s touchdown attempts while keeping an eagle eye on the quarterback’s moves. It’s a role that requires razor-sharp instincts and quick reflexes, qualities Simone Biles has in spades from her gymnastics career.
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However, there’s one tiny snag: Simone’s husband, Jonathan Owens, already plays safety for the Bears. Could you imagine the couple competing for the same spot? Awkward. Plus, let’s face it—Simone probably isn’t itching to tackle 250-pound tight ends for a living. Still, fans argue that the Bears need her athleticism. As one pointed out, “They could really use some athleticism.” That’s less a compliment to the 11x Olympic medalist and more a roast of the Bears’ current roster.
Interestingly enough, Simone has joked about her NFL potential before. She’s even debated with Jonathan over which sport demands more athleticism. According to Jonathan, it’s football. According to Simone, she crushed an NFL workout and knows she’d dominate. Confidence isn’t lacking, that’s for sure.
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And while fans are dreaming about Simone in a Bears uniform, one couldn’t resist taking a jab at her past wardrobe choices. The fan snarked, “At least she ain’t wearing a Packers shirt this time,” referencing the time Simone Biles wore a rival team’s jacket to a Bears game earlier this season. Lesson learned, apparently—this time, Simone Biles showed up as a loyal Bears supporter, fur coat and all.
But, let’s be real, though: Simone Biles won’t be suiting up for the Bears anytime soon. She’ll stay cheering from the stands and owning the gymnastics world. As for the Bears? They’ll have to figure out how to win a game without recruiting an Olympian.
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