“Put Some Crazy Glue up There & Squeeze It Together,” As Wife Was Bleeding, Joe Rogan Offered the Worst Help to Her

The famous MMA personality Joe Rogan is a man of many talents. While MMA fans see him sharing commentator duties on UFC events, Rogan is also a noted standup comic. Besides his standup gigs, the color commentator also has a couple of Netflix specials to his name.

Further, the fans can catch a glimpse of Joe Rogan’s standup skills on ‘The Joe Rogan Experience’ podcast. In one of his recent episodes of JRE, Rogan recommended an outrageous remedy as he talked about his ‘horrible’ dreams.

In JRE #1879, the former Fear Factor host sat with Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura, and Bert Kreischer. Not only the three guests are stand-up comics but also are the hosts of their respective podcasts.

During the discussion on the withdrawal dreams, Joe Rogan made a startling revelation. The famous TV personality made this confession when Ari Shaffir asked the bunch whether they had such an experience.

Rogan admitted that his dreams were horrible and included scenarios like “chased by wolves or sh*t“. Further, the podcast host conceded that his dreams were violent. Rogan reiterated the same a couple of times more in the same segment.

What remedy did Joe Rogan recommend?

While the discussion progressed, Joe Rogan narrated an incident of the past involving his wife, Jessica Ditzel. The 55-year-old then put on a not-so-prodigious display of his quick solution approach.

The famous TV presenter speculated on what he would have done if he had found himself in a similar situation, i.e. getting a cut.

Surprisingly, to everyone, putting on a bandaid and rushing to the doctor wouldn’t come as a priority. Instead, he would look for crazy glue.

Joe Rogan said, “I’m thinking about what I would do. If I look at that cut, ahh we got crazy glue, put some crazy glue up there and squeeze it together and little bandaid on it.”

Significantly, the UFC commentator has a fair enough idea of the cause of his normalcy toward blood. And it was expected after spending more than 20 years sitting close to a cage full of chaos and blood. Rogan admitted that the sight of seeing injured people is not new and he has gotten used to it by now.

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He concluded, “I have seen a thousand people knocked unconscious. I’m real close, upfront, like 3 feet away.”

Furthermore, Rogan has ten standup specials and his most recent ones were released in 2016 and 2018 on Netflix.

What do you think of this Joe Rogan’s unique take on getting a cut? Would you do the same? Let us know in the comments below.

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