Retired Tom Brady Can Fire His Stand-Up Career Dreams by Observing Enlightened Aaron Rodgers, Spirited Gisele Bündchen, and Family Man Patrick Mahomes

When Tom Brady walked off the field after the Buccaneers’ loss against the Cowboys, many refused to believe that a losing record was his not-so-grand exit from the game. Over the years, Brady has worn many hats: a disregarded quarterback, a seven-time Super Bowl champion, a divorced middle-aged man, and a single father. And now, in light of his retirement, the future holds the promise of untrodden avenues.

After twenty-three years of devotion to a game that may have taken away his most treasured relationship, Brady is at a crossroad. Most people would call it a midlife crisis. His years of being indentured to the game he loves are in the past. With nothing tethering TB12 to the field, one would be prone to believe that his retirement would be followed by a period of nothingness to reminisce about the years of glory. But Brady is seemingly restless. And stand-up comedy might be the answer.

Tom Brady, the stand-up comic

Yes, you’ve read that right. Radar Online’s report on the QB’s desire to try his hand at being a comic is perhaps the most bizarre narrative to have emerged recently. Although Brady practically embodies the ‘anything is possible’ motto, the mental picture of the QB standing in front of a stone-faced audience (filled with apathetic Colts fans for an added effect), mic in hand, with a well-rehearsed script that could only make his 10-year-old daughter laugh, may offer some second-hand embarrassment. But on the flip side, it could be a great decision.

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Humor, as a coping mechanism, has always had its place within the society. And the ability to make light of unfortunate circumstances could play in Brady’s favor. Let’s take a look at the possible material that could be constructed for a potential Brady stand-up special. Upfront, we have Gisele Bündchen- the one that got away.

The NFL world’s fairytale romance ended in a very public divorce, all because the QB couldn’t stay away from the game. While that is one of the reported causes of their split, Brady’s second and ‘final’ retirement announcement coming to light months after finalizing his divorce is irony at its finest. However, it’s not just his personal life that will be called into question.

Brady may have sought inspiration from his peers

Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes. The past meets the future. Mahomes, who’s on his way to establishing a dynasty of his own while being in the fledgling phase of building a family, reflects Brady’s career and personal life early on. On the other hand, Aaron Rodgers, TB12’s peer, has embarked on a journey of relying on the unknown to offer him enlightenment. Gisele Bündchen continues to surge forward with her holistic practices, embarking on a new chapter. While Brady takes a year off before possibly heading to the booth, the world is seemingly moving on.

It takes a lot to live in the limelight, especially when one is the face of an entire nation’s favorite sport. Perhaps TB12’s need to explore the unknown stems from wanting to seek liberation from the boxes he’s been put in as an athlete. Or maybe he’s been inspired by his peers. However, if this rumor plays out, one thing can be said with all certainty. Tragic ballad or droll monologue, Brady’s possible attempt at stand-up comedy will be received (warmly, or not). After all, is there anyone who can stop Tom Brady from doing what he wants?

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