NFL franchises and their star players hold a special place in the hearts of the cities they represent. As the teams gear up for the 2023 season, they are fully engrossed in free agency, looking to acquire the pieces that will complete their jigsaw puzzle. Recently, the Las Vegas Raiders signed a two-time Super Bowl winner for a whopping $67.5 million. Upon hearing the news, workers at one of the city’s brothels made him an interesting offer – a lifetime of free sexual services.
The Raiders have put their faith in their QB for the foreseeable future. And it looks like the city wants no stone unturned in welcoming him in.
Jimmy Garoppolo gets a welcome offer
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Jimmy Garoppolo will be the quarterback that has the responsibility to take the Raiders to the next level in the 2023 season. And on top of all the money that he is getting from the franchise, the workers of Las Vegas’ famous ‘Chicken Ranch’ brothel have chipped in to make him feel welcome in the city. They have offered their new QB ‘a lifetime of free sex’ for signing with the franchise they support.
Two courtesans from the world famous Chicken Ranch Brothel in Pahrump have offered Jimmy Garoppolo "free sex for life" for signing with the Raiderspic.twitter.com/ciTwzAKyci
— Las Vegas Locally 🌴 (@LasVegasLocally) March 21, 2023
“He deserves free sex just for joining our team. But he gets free sex for life from us just because he’s such a legit babe!” One of the two workers, who came up with the package, told TMZ sports.
Garoppolo signed a three-year contract with the Raiders worth $67.5 million with $34 million in guarantees. He played a vital part in taking the San Francisco 49ers to the playoffs last season. Even before that, he took them to the Super Bowl LIV. And he also has two Super Bowl rings from his New England Patriots days. But can he repeat what he did at the Levi’s Stadium when he takes the field at Allegiant Stadium?
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Betting on Garoppolo for a home Super Bowl
When they extended the free sex offer to Jimmy Garoppolo, the workers had one thing in mind. The Super Bowl LVIII is in Las Vegas. And they want their team to feature in that game in front of the home crowd. And Garoppolo has shown that he has it in him to make it to the big game.
Granted that the two Super Bowl rings in his career came as a Tom Brady backup. But he took the Niners to the big game in 2020. And last season too, he cleared the way for the team to make it to the playoffs and beyond. The only regret he’d have is not getting to play in the latter stages of the season.
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Garoppolo won eight out of 11 games he featured in before going down with a foot injury. And he will be raring to take the hungry raiders to a home Super Bowl next season. Can he do that?
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