“An Arm Lock and Breaking His Neck”: Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg’s Cage Fight Gets Pat McAfee Fired Up

Have you ever seen a tussle between two billionaires? In a clash of titans that no one saw coming, tech moguls, Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk are set to go head-to-head in an unconventional showdown: a cage fight. As news of this unexpected spectacle circulates, the internet buzzes with anticipation. Will Zuckerberg’s calculated finesse prevail against Musk’s audacious innovation? Well, Pat McAfee seems to have a say in this.

The stakes are high, and the world is divided on who will emerge victorious. However, amidst the fervor surrounding this epic battle, one question arises: What has led popular sports commentator Pat McAfee to become utterly fired up about this clash of tech giants?

The McAfee outlook on Musk’s challenge to the Black Belt Zuck

Pat McAfee has established himself as “the king” of outlook. With the world’s wealthiest all set to enter the most anticipated cage fight, McAfee had to come out and say it for us all. This brawl began when Meta came on the heels of Musk tweeting, “I’m sure Earth can’t wait to be exclusively under Zuck’s thumb with no other options.”

And good lord, McAfee had a lot for us. Beginning the much looked-forward fight by appreciating Zuckerberg’s jiu-jitsu skills, Pat was all set to take Musk down. With appealing graphics and his oh-so-lovely panel, Musk has to prove a lot to gain his points up the McAfee bar of “actual fighting”.

“He (Zuckerberg) is winning gold and silver and gi and non-gi and he has some other f**king billionaire piping down his throat. You think Zuckerberg in his flip flops and black belt ain’t nothing…Will let Elon run his trap without him potentially being in a arm bar or breaking his neck…no way!” McAfee said.

But there ain’t no stopping Pat. On Musk’s “I have this great move that I call ‘The Walrus’ where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing,” McAfee responded.

He said, “He have to be massive for it. but in the tech world, I suppose it’s just a bunch of small tiny people with big brains… being crushed at 375 atm pressure thanks to ozempic. I don’t think these two would fight but god damn I’m pumped.”

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With UFC President Dana’s confirmation, there ain’t no stopping them. But who would win the fight amongst these tech giants? Where would it happen?

We Might Have to Buy Tickets to the Moon!

McAfee, known for his passionate commentary, believes this showdown will be a historic moment that transcends the realms of technology and business. As fans eagerly await the official announcement, the clash between these billionaire titans promises to be an exhilarating spectacle, combining intellect, determination, and raw physicality.

You heard it right, and we are not…. or might be kidding. But Pat McAfee agrees with us. “We might need to buy tickets from this platform for live events on planet earth and (chorus) the moon!”

Though, the “men are dead serious” about the fight. They might broadcast live on Facebook or Twitter in an MMA kind of fight. It’s expected that way because apparently ‘The Walrus’ is not allowed in boxing! It would be interesting to see who takes it home.

Will it be like how Pat apparently suggested? Only bark, no bite for Musk, or it’s going to take jiu-jitsu training to make it even in the ring? We don’t know, but it sure has got us all pumped!

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