Deion Sanders is a man of wisecracks. Sanders is the go-to guy for all the laughs when at the Folsom Field. Something similar happened to Jockey, a staff member in Colorado. Oliver Clear, better known as Jockey in Colorado, was opening up about an insecurity he had been dealing with for a while: his height. The CU staff proposed a leg extension surgery as a solution to his turmoil. Thanks to his philanthropist side, Prime Time was eager to agree to financially assist Clear, as he was having his restrictions. However, it was the “Give me the two inches, three inches and I’ll be right,” line that cracked Coach Prime and his eldest son, Deion Sanders Jr. right up.
“What are we talking about? I’m getting a feeling we’re talking about something else?” Sanders asked hilariously in response to Jockey’s words since the father-son duo was not about to miss out on the golden opportunity to crack the classic joke. Buckey re-iterated his father’s words to Jockey, asking “What are you talking about?” as he hollered from the back of the camera.
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Another classic one added to Deion Sanders’s books, along with the one where he stabbed the fun out of Shedeur Sanders’ luxury Louis Vuitton ensemble by dropping a burning joke, saying, “What are you? A trash bag?” when Shedeur tried to flaunt his outfit. Or when he branded his team, the CU Buffs ‘hot garbage’ when the quality of play spoke volumes, negatively of course, with all their losses.
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Yet, nothing comes close to this classic 3-inch reference joke that Sanders pulled up with his son, as Jockey’s request got an unexpected, and quite nasty turn. All the guy wanted was to get to “5’9, 5’10,”. Well, Deion Sanders wanted him to get there. Jockey has his reservations about this as well, feeling his arms would fall short once he gets the surgery done. Coach Prime, along with helping him with finances, came to his rescue once again, making him understand it wouldn’t make much of a difference. Well, this isn’t the only time that a legend like Deion Sanders has shared his fair share of dirty adult jokes on screen with his fans, giving them a cheek-hurting laughing session.
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Which is when the smirk whenever thinking-about-an-inappropriate-joke popped up on the 7’1 NBA Legend’s face. With the smirk growing larger with the passing second, Shaq couldn’t stop himself from saying, “You know what they say about men with tiny hands?” It was enough to induce some top-level laughing in fans and his co-hosts. Johns tried to douse down Shaq’s comedy charm by making a joke of his own, but, of course, to no avail, since Shaq was the one pouring ice-cold water all over it saying, “I haven’t heard that one, buddy.” Classically comedy-versed as always. What do you think about Deion Sanders’ adult joke of the year NFL?