“In golf as in life, it is the follow through that makes the difference.” —Dwight Schrute once mused about bear attacks, but JJ Watt is about to test that wisdom at Augusta National. The NFL’s human wrecking ball, who once racked up 114.5 career sacks like they were grocery coupons, is trading his cleats for spikes. And the internet? It’s serving up a Masters menu hotter than a Texans’ tailgate.

Enter Watt’s tweet: “First time ever heading to Augusta… Current O/U: 152.5.” Translation: The three-time Defensive Player of the Year, who once bodied QBs into next Tuesday, is now battling sand traps. Cue the NFL fandom morphing into caddies. From firing back at a fan urging him to eat his way through Augusta’s famously cheap concessions to getting giddy over meeting legends at the tee, Watt has a packed schedule ahead – and he’s looking for guidance.

Now let’s rewind. JJ Watt isn’t just any golf newbie. This is the guy who once scored five touchdowns in a season as a defensive end—a feat so absurd it’s like discovering a unicorn at a rodeo. But Augusta’s got him giddier than a rookie at draft night. “I played Erin Hills… shot a 144. I’d like to think my game’s improved, but that’s probably a lie,” he joked, referencing his 2017 golf meltdown. Spoiler: His handicap’s still 25. Bless.

This isn’t just about golf. It’s a metaphor for Watt’s career: relentless, meticulous, and always hungry. Remember when he raised $37M for Hurricane Harvey relief? Dude doesn’t half-step. Now he’s attacking Augusta’s egg salad sandwiches like they’re Aaron Rodgers in the pocket.

And let’s talk legacy. The Texans’ Ring of Honor member, whose name hangs in Houston’s rafters, is now chasing a different kind of glory. Augusta’s greens ain’t NRG Stadium, but for Watt? They’re hallowed ground. “Success isn’t owned. It’s leased, and rent is due every day,” he once said. Guess he’s still paying in birdies.

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The NFL hive mind, though? They’ve got his back. @DonInBrookfield chimed in with sage advice: “Eat everything you can buy for $50 total. You might not need to eat again for a week.” Watt’s reply? “I plan on trying every single item they’ve got to offer. Possibly twice. Possibly daily.” Move over, pimento cheese—this man’s about to turn the merch building into his personal buffet.

Meanwhile, Bradley Myers roasted Watt’s O/U line: “Knowing nothing about your golf game, that line seems pretty incredible…” Watt’s reply? “I played Erin Hills the morning after the US Open in 2017 and shot a 144. I’d like to think my game has improved slightly since then, but that’s probably a lie. 😂” That’s some classic self-deprecation from the man who routinely broke records and hearts on the field.

And let’s not forget Judith Coleman’s poetic advice: “Absolute first thing is get to Amen Corner. Just take it all in. The benefit of not being allowed phones is the entire experience. Eyes closed and eyes of wonder fully open. Feel the history. Enjoy every second. And then spend half your salary at the Merch building LOL #theMasters.” Watt’s about to do both: absorb the history and spend more than a few bucks on Augusta swag.

Gaelen added a dash of chaos: “Make sure you scream ‘GET IN THE HOLE’ right after tee off.” Imagine JJ Watt, who once leveled linemen with the fury of a wrecking ball, yelling that at Rory McIlroy. Peak content.

While Watt’s prepping for Augusta’s fairways, the NFL fam’s crafting a bucket list more detailed than a playbook. BlackFin’s itinerary—“Pick a pairing and start following on 1. When you reach 7 hangout behind the green a few holes. Follow another group from 8-11 then spend some time watching Amen Corner. Finally, spend some time where you can watch 15 green and 16. Make sure to eat plenty of sandwiches”—is Moneyball-level analytics. But Watt’s real mission? “Spend half your salary at the merch building,” Judith quipped. Priorities, people.

The Final Putt : As Watt tees off at Augusta, we’re reminded why sports captivate us—it’s the stories. The NFL icon, whose career was a highlight reel of “How is that humanly possible?” moments, is now just… a guy with a 7-iron, grinning like a kid at his first pro game.

So whether he shoots 152 or 52, here’s the truth: JJ Watt’s always followed through. As Tyrion Lannister quipped, “Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not.” Watt? He’s a legend. And legends don’t fade—they just find new fairways to conquer.