When Shannon Sharpe talks about women, it’s always something crazy and uncalled for that sends fans in good spirits. The retired Denver Broncos tight end has a lot to talk about his romantic life, and it’s Chad Johnson who is always trying to get the cat out of the bag on their Night Cap with Unc and Ocho. The 55-year-old may be single, but he’s still just trying to find his ideal woman while divulging into old encounters like the one in context here.

Shannon Sharpe has recently turned down Chad Johnson’s offer for him and Kim Kardashian to get together, saying he’s “too private” to keep up with the Kardashians. But as of late, the “too private” sports analyst hasn’t been too private about his humorous romance stories. And this particular one will make you gasp and leave you laughing afterward. 

Sharpe’s lobster date night gone wrong

In an episode of Night Cap with Unc and Ocho, Shannon Sharpe narrated a hilarious incident of how he blew up a decent budget meal with his whole other level of thinking. He recently posted an explanation on his Twitter post, stating, “I’m not saying there has to be an exchange, I’m just saying Lobster turns me on.” 

Shannon Sharpe explained the incident on how he met a nice maiden, and even as a broke gentleman, he was ready to take her out for a decent $30 to $40 meal. Then, as she held the menu and looked at it, Sharpe felt every broke guy’s greatest fear on a restaurant date. His date asked him what he thought would go well with lobsters. And the funny guy said, “Condoms.“

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Chad Johnson’s face went from attentive to a shocked ‘No, you didn’t’ face. Sharpe continued as Ocho struggled with a splitting laugh, “Because if you order that, we’re gonna have sex tonight.” As Johnson continued his laughing spree, Shannon ended with a grim conclusion. “Needless to say, she didn’t order that and I never saw her again.” The humiliation that Shannon Sharpe faced was real as he let out his last sentence, “I was supposed to take this to my grave.”

Shannon Sharpe’s idea of an ideal woman 

Over the years, Shannon Sharpe has had his fair share of flopped romance stories, such as the time when he admitted he paid for the divorce of a woman because he “knew he wanted her.” But recently, another interesting topic about women and bathroom etiquette popped up where Shannon Sharpe expressed his disgust over any woman who would have the audacity to fart in front of him. 

He even broke up with a girl under the hilarious circumstance of her farting in front of him. He said, “Ocho, I broke up with a girl for doing that. I swear for God and two white men I did.” According to Sharpe, his ideal woman should get up while they’re in bed, go to the bathroom, and pass gas if she had to. 

Shannon Sharpe does have an interesting agenda set up for his potential partner. Now that Kim Kardashian is off the radar for him, we wonder who would be the next woman in the spotlight with the former legendary tight end, ready to bear all the likes and dislikes of Sharpe in slight sense as well.

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