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PHILADELPHIA, PA – DECEMBER 29: Dallas Cowboys defensive lineman Micah Parsons 11 looks on before the game between the Dallas Cowboys and Philadelphia Eagles on December 29, 2024 at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, PA. Photo by Kyle Ross/Icon Sportswire NFL, American Football Herren, USA DEC 29 Cowboys at Eagles EDITORIAL USE ONLY Icon24122965

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PHILADELPHIA, PA – DECEMBER 29: Dallas Cowboys defensive lineman Micah Parsons 11 looks on before the game between the Dallas Cowboys and Philadelphia Eagles on December 29, 2024 at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, PA. Photo by Kyle Ross/Icon Sportswire NFL, American Football Herren, USA DEC 29 Cowboys at Eagles EDITORIAL USE ONLY Icon24122965
Imagine your favorite Netflix cliffhanger, but instead of waiting for Season 2, you’re stuck watching Jerry Jones play financial Jenga with your team’s future. Cowboys fans? They’re sweating like a kicker in overtime. Let’s start with Micah Parsons, the human wrecking ball who’s racked up 53 sacks in four seasons—12.5 in just 13 games in 2024—while moonlighting as the Cowboys’ entire defense.
His rookie deal? A steal at $17M. His fifth-year option? A cool $24M for 2025.
“EDGE Micah Parsons, Cowboys discussing extension; no ‘sense of urgency’ to reach agreement,” tweeted NFL insider @SlaterNFL, sparking a collective groan in Dallas louder than a halftime airhorn at AT&T StadiumBut here’s the kicker: Dallas is dragging its feet on an extension, and fans are ready to riot. “There’s definitely a plan in place… I’m pretty confident something will happen,” Parsons said, sounding more patient than a kindergarten teacher.
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EDGE Micah Parsons, Cowboys discussing extension; no “sense of urgency” to reach agreement, per @SlaterNFL.
— Underdog NFL (@Underdog__NFL) March 7, 2025
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But here’s the irony: Parsons’s extension could free up even more cash. Instead, Jerry’s channeling his inner—‘I’m not leaving! The show goes on!’—while fans scream for a linebacker who’s basically Batman in cleats. Remember 2021? Parsons’s rookie year, when he terrorized Tom Brady in his debut? Or 2022’s Thanksgiving game against the Giants, where he sacked Daniel Jones twice and declared, ‘It’s personal with them?’ That’s the guy you lock down, not lowball.
Meanwhile, Jerry’s playing it cooler than The Dude in The Big Lebowski, shrugging, “We get criticized because we wait until the end… It just happens that way.” Translation: ‘We’ll get to it when we get to it, man.’ Cue the facepalms.
Jerry’s free agency follies: A Cowboy’s bargain bin post Parsons
Now, let’s talk about Jerry’s latest plot twist. After restructuring Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb’s contracts to free up $56.6M in cap space, Jones hit fans with a verbal pick-six: “I’m not looking at free agency as a place to fill voids.” Wait, what? It’s like showing up to a potluck with a bag of chips and yelling, ‘Feast’s on, y’all!’
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Last year, Jerry promised to go ‘all-in,’ then folded faster than a lawn chair in a tornado—letting Tony Pollard and Tyron Smith walk. This year? He’s doubling down on ‘case-by-case’ moves, which Cowboys Nation hears as code for ‘bargain bin shopping.’
Yet, Dallas’ culture thrives on drama. From Emmitt Smith’s holdouts in the ‘90s to Dez Bryant’s no-catch heartbreak, this franchise writes soap operas, not playbooks. Even Parsons’s Mamba Mentality—Resting at the end, not in the middle—feels borrowed from a Hollywood script. But after a 7-10 season and a coaching change, fans aren’t here for sequels. They want a Lombardi Trophy, not another Groundhog Day loop.
So, where does this leave America’s Team? Stuck between a Parsons-sized opportunity and Jerry’s old-school stubbornness. As the owner himself said, “We’ll look and see the opportunity to improve on the plan… with a Dak-led team.” Translation: Trust the process… or don’t.
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Meanwhile, Parsons keeps grinding because, like Kobe said, “Job’s not finished.” And for Cowboys fans? The job’s just getting started—if Jerry ever decides to clock in.
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