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If X were a boxing ring, the Raiders’ defensive end just delivered a knockout punch. While ESPN+ users battled buffering screens glitchier than The Matrix’s code, Maxx Crosby roasted the network’s streaming fails faster than Thanos snaps his fingers. But wait—there’s more. As Vegas celebrated Geno Smith’s arrival, Pat McAfee, ESPN’s loudest hype man, dropped a bombshell: “We’re not going to the Draft.” Cue the Game of Thrones theme—winter (and drama) is coming.

Let’s rewind. The Raiders, fresh off a 4-13 season, just traded for Geno Smith, the QB who tossed 4,320 yards and 21 TDs in 2024. Crosby, Vegas’ tattooed titan, welcomed him with a tweet louder than a Jurassic Park T-Rex: “GENOOOOOOOOO!” But when ESPN+ crashed harder than a Fast & Furious stunt gone wrong during the news cycle, Crosby fired back, “ESPN+ is fumbling the bag…” For Crosby, this isn’t just about streaming fails.

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Last fall, ESPN’s Michael Lombardi questioned his loyalty after he sat with a sprained ankle. His response? “You think I want to be anywhere else? I got this tatted on my body.” Now, with Smith’s arrival, he’s doubling down on Raider grit. “Bag” secured? Try baggage torched.

Meanwhile, Smith’s ready to rewrite his narrative. After setting Seahawks records (70.4% completion rate, baby!), he’s reuniting with coach Pete Carroll in Vegas. “God is the GREATEST!! Excited to get to work and WIN. The time is NOW,” he tweeted. But let’s be real: The Raiders’ O-line last year made Swiss cheese look sturdy. Maxx Crosby’s already plotting protection.

Enter Pat McAfee, the punter-turned-pundit who’s as subtle as a Jackass stunt.

McAfee’s draft bailout: “middle managers” meet thunderdome rebellion

When reports claimed McAfee skipped the Draft due to “insufficient respect” from NFL suits, he dropped a video rant: “I don’t think I’ve ever said ‘insufficient respect’ in my life… But was there a lack of respect? For sure.” Translation: ESPN’s “middle managers” flexed power like Dwight Schrute with a clipboard.

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McAfee’s beef? The league wanted to stash his crew in a Draft-day setup he compared to “a broke-down food truck outside Coachella.” “Draft was the same thing because, like, where they wanted to put us, allegedly, how it was going to go, what we’re going to have to do. Just like flexing power while also showcasing disdain for me and my show and my guys. So we said we’re not going to the Draft. But it wasn’t directly because of the insufficient respect from the Combine, but it is a lack of it on a regular basis from one group of people, just making life harder on everybody,” he scoffed. So, he’s taking his toys to the Thunderdome—his studio—declaring independence like Braveheart in a backward cap.

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But fear not, fans: McAfee’s show will still stream live (In his words, ABSOLUTELY), Draft hot takes intact. “If I was to address every single thing that was being said that was b*******, even though the quotes in the whole show was already out there, I would be spending my entire life addressing that,” he joked.

He didn’t stop there. Talking about both the events, he said, “So that being said, I don’t think I’ve ever said insufficient respect in my life. Now, was there a lack of respect for sure? For sure. The Combine and the Draft, two different events.” Meanwhile, ESPN’s left scrambling—with buffering streams, disgruntled stars, and a Draft desk missing its loudest voice.

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What’s the lesson here? In Vegas, loyalty’s king. Crosby’s “COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE” tattoo isn’t just ink—it’s a manifesto. Smith’s redemption arc? Straight outta Creed. And McAfee? He’s the rebel yell in a corporate world, proving you don’t need a Draft stage when you’ve got a mic and moxie.

As for ESPN+? They’re stuck in purgatory, somewhere between “buffering…” and “Why the bleep did I pay for this?” But in Raider Nation, the vibe’s all-in. Just win, baby? More like just stream, baby—preferably without the lag.

And Maxx Crosby’s clapback? A reminder that in the NFL, respect isn’t given—it’s sacked. McAfee’s Thunderdome? A middle finger to mediocrity. And Geno? He’s got 4,320 reasons to make Vegas shine. As the Draft looms, we can say in the words of The Dark Knight’s Joker, “And here… we… go!”

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