49ers’ Kyle Juszczyk ‘Pissed’ at Wife After ‘Catastrophically Failing’ to Emulate Travis Kelce’s Ex Kayla Nicole’s Special Forces

Kyle Juszczyk might be best known for his grind on the field as the San Francisco 49ers’ trusty fullback. He may not be racking up the flashy stats like a star QB or running back, but the guy’s a key cog in the 49ers’ offensive machine. With 5 carries for 26 yards (averaging a solid 5.2 per pop) and 19 receptions for 200 yards, he’s doing his job and then some. Plus, those 3 total touchdowns are no small feat.

Starting 15 of 17 games, Juszczyk’s versatility and consistency make him a crucial part of the offense—even if he’s not always in the spotlight but it’s his wife, Kristin Juszczyk, who’s stealing the show off the field—with a whole lot of drama and laughter. And no, this time, it’s not about her killer sportswear line or some red-carpet moment. This one involves a would-be leap, a frightened wife, and one hilariously pissed-off husband.

Imagine this: Kristin Juszczyk, with her off-season fashion entrepreneur extraordinaire, standing at the edge of what seems to be a jump-worthy height. Cue the dramatic music. She’s about to leap—literally. But as it turns out, bravery isn’t exactly her strong suit (no shade, Kristin). In a video shared on her Instagram Story, Kristin hilariously confessed, “LMFAO I’ve been watching too many episodes Special Forces. I’ll call this a catastrophic FAIL! 💀💀.” Yep, the jump didn’t happen. She was scared, y’all. She even says it herself in the video: “I was scared.”

Kyle? Oh, he wasn’t letting this slide. His parting words to her in the clip? “‘Take your sh-t.’ He’s pissed.” Kristin didn’t even try to sugarcoat it—just put it out there for all of us to laugh along. And let’s be real, we get it. You can’t pull a Kayla Nicole every time (Special Forces is no joke), but it’s the effort—or the lack of it—that counts, right?

Kristin’s knack for poking fun at herself is what makes this story a gem. The internet collectively LMFAO’d with her. If there were an award for turning a failure into an iconic moment, Kristin’s walking away with the trophy. As the NFL season keeps us on the edge of our seats, it’s refreshing to see these candid glimpses into the Juszczyks’ life—and it’s clear they’ve got humor and love to spare.

Kayla Nicole: The special forces queen 

Speaking of Special Forces—Kristin wasn’t just watching; she was inspired by none other than Kayla Nicole, the ex-girlfriend of Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce. Kayla’s recent stint on ‘Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test‘ had us all glued to our screens. The show puts celebs through brutal, military-style challenges, and Kayla? She’s been absolutely killing it—or at least surviving.

Kayla’s most talked-about moment? That underwater submersion challenge where she struggled to escape from a locked underwater area. If you’ve ever felt like holding your breath during your ex’s Super Bowl highlight reel, you’ll get the vibe. But Kayla came out on top, reminding us why she’s a total boss. She’s not just surviving Special Forces; she’s thriving.

And for those who didn’t know, Kayla Nicole is more than just a reality star. She’s a journalist, influencer, and founder of Tribe Therepē, a wellness platform. From working with the NBA to Microsoft, she’s built an empire. Oh, and let’s not forget her highly-publicized past relationship with Travis Kelce, the guy who’s now dating Taylor Swift, and is well on his way to the Super Bowl after beating up the Bills 29-32, shattering records as we speak with averaging 15,1 and 1 TD postseason. Talk about pop culture intersections.

Maybe Kristin should’ve taken a page from Kayla’s book—or at least called her for some tips before facing the jump. But hey, not everyone’s built for Special Forces, right? But as much as we love Kyle Juszczyk on the gridiron, it’s moments like these—when he’s an exasperated husband instead of a star athlete—that make him so relatable. Between the NFL grind and these hilarious Instagram stories, the Juszczyks are showing us what it means to laugh through life.

So, what’s the takeaway here? Whether you’re running plays on the football field like Kyle Juszczyk or avoiding jumps like Kristin, life’s about showing up—even if it’s for a “catastrophic FAIL.” Kristin’s attempt at a Special Forces-inspired moment might not have gone as planned, but it gave us all a reason to smile (and her husband a reason to throw some cute shade).

If nothing else, it’s proof that even NFL royalty and their loved ones don’t take themselves too seriously—and that’s the kind of play we can all cheer for.