Picture this: Super Bowl LIX, a showdown so hyped even The Godfather’s Michael Corleone would’ve whispered, ‘Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.’ On one side, the Kansas City Chiefs are chasing a three-peat like they’re the ’90s Bulls in cleats. On the other, the Philly Eagles are hungry to avenge their 38-35 loss from two years prior. But stealing the pregame spotlight? POTUS Donald Trump.

Donald Trump dropped a bombshell hotter than a halftime nacho platter. “I happen to love her, she’s a great person”—his 9-word shoutout to Brittany Mahomes, wife of Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes.

President Trump, chatting with Fox News’ Bret Baier, didn’t hold back. Praising Patrick’s “phenomenal” skills, he added, “I’ve watched this great quarterback, who’s got a phenomenal wife. She is a Trump fan and a MAGA fan… I have to go with Kansas City.” Cue the internet meltdown. Brittany, a fitness mogul, and KC Current co-owner, has been ride-or-die with Patrick since their Texas high school days. Now they’re NFL royalty with three kids (Sterling, Bronze, Golden—yes, those names). And a combined trophy case that’s a Hall of Fame exhibit.

But the Mahomes clan’s political flair doesn’t stop there. Enter Randi Mahomes, Patrick’s mom, who showed up to a Chiefs game pre-election in a red MAGA hat. And yelling, “Make America great again. Let’s do it. Woo!” A moment so extra it’d make Regina George whisper, “That’s why her hair’s so big, it’s full of secrets.”

Brittany has been flexing her MAGA loyalty since 2024. She liked Trump’s “GOP Platform” post about border security and school funding which received a lot of backlash. Now despite the backlash, the soon-to-be mom-of-three fired back at haters, saying, “I mean honestly … To be a hater as an adult, you have to have some deep-rooted issues you refuse to heal from childhood.” she reiterated that “There’s no reason your brain is fully developed and you hate to see others doing well,” via her Instagram story, ranting while giving also providing her allegiance, what was Trump’s reaction?

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Trump even thanked her on Truth Social: “(thanks to) the beautiful Brittany Mahomes for so strongly defending me and the fact that MAGA is the greatest and most powerful Political Movement in the History of our now Failing Country,” Trump added at the time.

“With Crime and Illegal Immigration totally out of control, INFLATION Ravaging all Americans, and a World that is laughing at the stupidity of our hapless “leaders,” it is nice to see someone who loves our Country and wants to save it from DOOM,” The President added, “What a great couple – See you both at the Super Bowl!” He truly did follow his promise.

President Trump’s NFL saga tho? Wild enough for a 30 for 30 doc. Back in the ’80s, he went full Wolf of Wall Street, buying the USFL’s New Jersey Generals and suing the NFL for being a “monopoly.” The courts agreed—sorta—awarding the USFL $1 in damages. “One dollar?!” Cue the league folding faster than a poker player with a 2-7 offsuit. Undeterred, Trump also tried to buy the Dallas Cowboys at $50 Million ($147 M now) in 1984 but later on dejected and said “I feel sorry for the poor guy who is going to buy the Dallas Cowboys. It’s a no-win situation for him, because if he wins, well, so what, they’ve won through the years, and if he loses, which seems likely because they’re having troubles, he’ll be known to the world as a loser”

He also tried to acquire the Baltimore Colts and later the Patriots. But the NFL shut him down like Mean Girls blocking Regina from the Spring Fling. Flash to the 2010s: Donald Trump dunked on anthem protests. Yet here he is at SB LIX—first sitting prez at the Big Game—cheering for the Mahomes dynasty. Patrick, ever the diplomat, shrugged: “It’s always cool to play in front of a sitting president.”

As confetti will rain in NOLA’s Caesars Superdome, one thing is clear: In a world of audibles and Hail Marys, love—and touchdowns—conquer all.