“Happy Anniversary to my forever ♾️,” Brittany Mahomes captioned her Instagram post back in 24 now Year 2—a slideshow of sunset kisses, lace gowns, and a Chiefs QB looking smoother than a game-winning two-minute drill. The Mahomeses celebrated another beautiful year of marriage this week with a candlelit dinner so aesthetic it’d make The Bachelor producers blush: white florals, chocolate-drizzled desserts, and Patrick Mahomes bringing the heat rocking a gorgeous chiefly red-white combo.

But here’s the kicker: While Brittany’s IG stories had fans swooning over clinking champagne flutes, Pat kept it simpler than a QB sneak. His anniversary caption? “3 years 🤍🤍”—a minimalist flex, (Sidenote: If Mahomes ever needs a side hustle, Hallmark should hire him to write greeting cards.)

Let’s rewind the play clock. These two have been scoring love touchdowns since 2012, when Whitehouse High’s power duo ruled Texas prom nights. Fast-forward through Pat’s 50-TD MVP season, two Super Bowl rings, and three kids (Sterling, Bronze, and newborn Golden), and they’re still serving #CoupleGoals hotter than Andy Reid’s BBQ cravings.

Remember Pat’s 2020 proposal at Arrowhead? Dude set up a flower wall and a “Will You Marry Me?” sign where he’d just bagged a Super Bowl ring. Brittany’s reaction? “You made this day perfect, you took my entire breath away, and I could not have imagined anything better. I love you forever and always!”—a line even Grey’s Anatomy’s McDreamy would envy, A love story so pure, it feels scripted for the highlight reel of life.

The Mahomes Kingdom’s first family

Patrick was also witnessed bringing the heat rocking a Texas Tech baseball tee (Number 5) like he’s still that kid who once no-hit opponents on the diamond. Before Patrick was slinging 60-yard dimes to Travis Kelce, he was a Texas teen throwing 95-mph fastballs. Fun fact: The Detroit Tigers drafted him in 2014. Yep, baseball. “I grew up in clubhouses watching my dad [11-year MLB vet Pat Mahomes Sr.] grind,” he once told SportsTalk.

“You learn quick—this game’s about guts.” Turns out, those diamond days gave him a cheat code: His sidearm TD tosses? Thank pitching mechanics. His no-look passes? Pure shortstop energy. Fast-forward to 2025, and Mahomes isn’t just breaking NFL records—he’s napalming them. Fastest to 30K passing yards (103 games)? Check.

Most TDs before 30 (245)? “Ridiculous,” as Travis Kelce would howl. But here’s the poetic twist: While Brittany’s building her own empire (NWSL’s KC Current, fitness apps, mom-ing three under four), Pat’s out here mentoring Royals players like a Yoda in cleats. “You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain legend,” as The Dark Knight’s Harvey Dent quipped. Except Mahomes? He’s both.

The Mahomes playbook? Simple. Love hard, work harder, and never let the spotlight outshine the squad. Whether Pat’s dropping dimes or diaper jokes, Brittany’s his ride-or-die—the Tyreek Hill to his chemistry, minus the drama. As they toast to year three, we’re left wondering: What’s next? Four Super Bowls? Baby No. 4? Either way, bet on Mahomes to audible into greatness. Because in KC, fairy tales don’t just happen in storybooks—they’re written in end zones.