

“It’s starting to feel like there’s less and less of a likelihood Rasul Douglas’ replacement falls to Buffalo.” The NFL offseason isn’t just a chess match—it’s Survivor: Salary Cap Edition, where one wrong move leaves you stranded on Rebuild Island. And right now, Sean McDermott‘s Buffalo Bills are stuck between a $76M rock and a Patrick Mahomes-shaped hard place.
McDermott’s defense has been haunted by the same ghost since 2020: Mahomes Magic. But losing Rasul Douglas in free agency? That’s like replacing your security system with a screen door. Enter Jaire Alexander. The Packers’ $24.9M cap-hit cornerback is currently working out with new teammate Xavier McKinney, “naked flexing his muscles and tattoos and playing with a water bottle”—because nothing says ‘locker room culture’ like a shirtless All-Pro practicing hydration tricks.
Brian Gutekunst, Green Bay’s GM, is dangling Jaire like a Price Is Right showcase: “We have some time to figure out what’s best for him and the organization… It could be a possibility. Absolutely.” Translation? Call us, Buffalo. We’ll take a fifth-rounder and a case of Labatt.
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But here’s the rub: The Bills have $4.45M in cap space. Jaire’s contract is a financial anvil, and Buffalo’s already all-in on Benford’s glow-up. Swapping Douglas for Alexander would be like trading a Honda Civic for a Lambo… with no insurance. Still, McDermott’s desperate. Remember when he said, “When it’s too tough for them, it’s just right for us”? That grit built a 13–4 powerhouse, but grit doesn’t cover Tyreek Hill.
Brian Gutekunst on Jaire Alexander: “We have some time here to kind of figure that out and see what’s best for him and for the organization.”
On Alexander potentially remaining a Packer: “It could be a possibility. Absolutely.”
Hopeful to have a resolution before the draft. pic.twitter.com/9tDKvnYr3x
— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) March 31, 2025
Douglas, the ball-hawking CB who snagged 4 INTs in 9 games after his 2023 midseason trade, wasn’t just a player—he was Buffalo’s exorcist against the Chiefs’ voodoo. Now, with Douglas gone and Christian Benford freshly inked to a $76M extension, the Bills’ secondary feels like The Office’s Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy: “I. DECLARE. CAP SPACE!”
McDermott’s CB conundrum – When life gives you lemons (And Kansas City gives you nightmares)
Benford, the sixth-round gem turned shutdown corner (PFF’s No. 6 CB in ‘24), cashed in big after allowing just 5.4 yards per target last year. But here’s the kicker: His deal’s structured like a Taylor Swift Easter egg. With $18.85M guaranteed and cap hits under $9M until 2027, Buffalo’s playing Moneyball while the Chiefs are out here spending like Succession’s Logan Roy.
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The problem is, Benford’s brilliance doesn’t fix the Douglas-sized hole. “Ill-timed injuries” kept him sidelined for two playoff losses to KC, where backup Kaiir Elam got roasted like a tailgate bratwurst. Now, McDermott’s stuck scrolling CB free agency like a Tinder addict—swiping left on aging vets and praying a diamond-in-the-rough slides to Day 3 in the Draft.

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Meanwhile, Benford’s extension is a masterclass in roster poetry. A sixth-round nobody turned $19M-a-year cornerstone, he’s Buffalo’s answer to Rocky—complete with Philly cheesesteak vibes (shoutout Villanova). His stats? Chef’s kiss: 64 tackles, 10 PBUs, and a pick in 2024. But locking him down means the Bills are doubling down on their guys, not chasing shiny toys. “The team comes first,” McDermott insists, channeling his inner Marv Levy. Even if “first” feels light years from Kansas City’s throne.
Meanwhile, Buffalo’s winter is still coming. The Bills’ story isn’t about missed replacements or cap gymnastics—it’s about faith. Faith in Benford’s rise, faith in Josh Allen’s cannon arm, and faith that someday, someday, Patrick Mahomes will stop being their specific Grim Reaper. Until then? They’ll keep swinging like Ted Lasso chasing Premier League glory, because in Buffalo, hope isn’t a strategy—it’s a lifestyle.
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So grab your folding tables, Bills Mafia. The 2025 season’s another shot to turn ‘what ifs’ into Lombardis. And if Jaire Alexander’s biceps end up in red-and-blue? Well, even Michael Scott would toast to that delusion.
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Is Jaire Alexander the missing piece for the Bills, or just another financial burden?