In the high-octane world of the NFL, Tyreek Hill is playing 4D chess while everyone else is stuck on checkers. The Miami Dolphins speedster just dropped jaws across the league with a graph that puts his receiving skills in a league of their own. But in true Cheetah fashion, he’s not just beating the competition – he’s trolling them too.

Soul Runner, a premium athletic wear brand by Hill, reposted a graph via Scott Barrett in X that’s got the football world buzzing. It plots receiving splits against single and two-high defenses since 2022, and Hill’s data point is so far above the rest, that it needed its own zip code. The graph makers didn’t pull any punches, labeling Hill’s performance as “Impossible, probably isn’t human.”

But here’s where Hill shows why he’s the master of both routes and repartee. He reposted the graph with a caption that’s pure Tyreek gold: “Guys washed.” It’s like watching a touchdown dance in tweet form – you can’t help but shake your head and grin.

This isn’t Hill’s first rodeo with the “washed” joke. Back in September 2023, after torching the New York Giants defense, he pulled the same move. Hill had just clocked a blistering 22.01 mph, the fastest speed of any NFL player that season. But because he got caught from behind on the play, he tweeted, “I’m washed.”

To put that speed in perspective, Hill’s 22.01 mph dash left his own teammate, De’Von Achane, in the dust. Achane had previously held the top spot at 21.93 mph. It’s like the Dolphins’ backfield is NASCAR in cleats!

“Slow Your Roll, Rookies” – Tyreek Hill schools the next generation

While Hill is busy redefining what it means to be “washed” in the NFL, he’s also keeping an eye on the up-and-comers. Recently, he weighed in on a viral footwork comparison between Colorado’s Travis Hunter and the Chargers’ new recruit, Ladd McConkey.

The NFL Rookie Watch account posted a video comparing the two young players’ agility drills, captioning it with, “The difference between Travis Hunter and Ladd McConkey’s footwork is INSANE. That white boy can MOVE.” But Hill, the undisputed king of footwork, wasn’t buying it. He reshared the post, adding his two cents: “No way y’all just did that 😂😂 they both nice.”

It’s like watching a seasoned quarterback read a rookie defense – Hill saw right through the hype and called it as he saw it. This isn’t just about Hill flexing his veteran status. It’s a masterclass in how to handle the constant comparisons and challenges that come with being at the top of your game. While everyone’s looking for the next big thing, Hill’s reminding us all why he’s still the gold standard.

As his coach, Mike McDaniel, put it last season after the Giants game: “He’s different, man. He is different. When he harnesses a competitive situation, there’s not many like it.” McDaniel keeps Hill on his toes by posting daily speed stats from practice, turning every drill into a challenge.

But for Hill, it’s not just about the numbers. As he put it last season, “We’re just having fun, and that just goes to show this team isn’t just a one-man show. You got guys all around the field that can make special plays. I’m excited. I’m very thankful to be on this team, and I just enjoy being the fastest each and every day.”

So the next time you hear Tyreek Hill call himself or anyone else “washed,” remember – in the Cheetah’s world, that’s just another way of saying “Catch me if you can.” He’s not just playing football; he’s rewriting the playbook on how to dominate with style. And let’s be real – in the game of speed and agility, we’re all just trying to keep up with Tyreek Hill.