Man, football’s a trip. One minute, Shedeur Sanders is set to be the crown jewel of the Raiders or Giants. Next minute, boom—they’re out, leaving two new squads to jump in like it’s Black Friday at Walmart. And ya’ll, remember that Giants-logo cleats Shedeur flexed against BYU before they got torched? Yeah, the big man thought he had it locked, but now that move’s lookin’ real goofy.

The Raiders and Giants, once rumored to be tripping over themselves to draft him, have quietly exited the chat. And just like that, 2 unexpected down-bad-for-a-QB franchises entered the game!

Now, let’s talk about the real tea: the Tennessee Titans and Cleveland Browns are looking like they’re about to own the first 2 picks in the draft. And guess who’s reportedly caught their eye? Yup, Mr. Sanders. Word on the street, courtesy of NFL Rookie Watch, is that these two squads are “drawing significant interest” in CU’s star QB. Can you blame them?

The Giants were apparently Sanders’ 1st choice—that’s what the chatter was until this weekend. Now, unless New York pulls off a diabolical trade that’ll shake the league to its core, Sanders might just find himself low-key suiting up in Cleveland or Nashville. Titans fans, y’all ready for that?

Let’s start with Tennessee, where quarterbacks go to find out what ‘struggle’ really means. The Titans locked up the top draft spot with a 3-14 record, thanks to a brutal season finale where the Texans handed them an L, and the Patriots somehow beat the Bills. Josh Allen and a few starters didn’t play against the Patriots. Josh Allen & his gang are prepping for the playoffs, only to lose against Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs in the AFC title game.

Anyway, back to Shedeur and the Titans! Will Levis was supposed to be their savior, but the QB couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn under pressure. The Tennessee with a 1st pick got their priorities straight and right. They finna go for Shedeur Sanders or maybe go for Heisman finalist Cam Ward with their 1st pick.

Then there’s Cleveland. Whew, where do we even start? Deshaun Watson’s $230M deal is looking straight like one of the biggest fumbles in NFL history. And the backups? Former Heisman winner Jameis Winston gave his 100, but he got benched after couldn’t help but throw a few picks with every tuddies. And, Dorian Thompson-Robinson and Bailey Zappe got a shot too, but let’s be real—they aren’t scaring anybody. The Browns are 3-14 and desperate for a fresh start.

Where will Shedeur Sanders land?

Now, let’s keep it a buck—Shedeur’s no regular QB. His numbers at Colorado are insane. Over two seasons: 7,156 yards, 62 TDs, and a 71.8% completion rate. That’s the type of completion percentage that NFL GMs and HCs drool over. He’s got that it factor—accuracy, leadership, and nerves of steel. If we’re keeping it real, Shedeur’s options are kinda wild.

The Giants were his first choice, but unless they pull off some Hollywood-level trade, that ain’t happening. So now it’s down to Cleveland or Tennessee. Both franchises are in the deep gutter right now, but that means Shedeur gets to be the guy who turns things around. That’s legacy-level stuff.

Some so-called analysts & scouts have put grades on him, ranging from the top 5 to the 4th round. Well, Tennessee and Cleveland ain’t falling for that. It’s 1 or 2 for Sheduer Sanders. Here’s the twist—Shedeur’s skipping the NFL Draft entirely. Yeah, no Wisconsin, no suits, none of that. He’s staying in Boulder to celebrate with his people. That’s a boss move! Most dudes chase the spotlight, but Shedeur? He’s the spotlight in this draft.

So here we are. The Titans and Browns are about to throw down for Shedeur Sanders, and both squads know he’s their ticket to relevancy. Cleveland’s tryna escape years of clownery, while Tennessee just wants a QB who won’t fold under pressure. Either way, Shedeur’s about to make one of these teams very, very happy.