While Tito’s might and abilities extend to him being instrumental in breaking the resistant Curse of the Bambino after 86 long years, Terry Francona, affectionately known as Tito, still struggles to deliver his annual speech. And every time, it’s a brand-new, hilarious story that leads up to Tito’s annual address to his team.
Coupled with an already hysterical summer, where someone stole Tito’s scooter, or ‘Hog,’ the two-time World Champion manager reached Goodyear Ballpark in Arizona with a well-thought address for his team. However, things quickly went awry, and the entire incident quickly transformed into a comedy of errors.
Terry Francona’s spring training starter was a comedy of errors
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The farcical confusion caused by a nervous and jumpy Tito led to complete chaos and an ultimate press conference, with him being soaked in sweat. However, the happenings that led to the eventual press address included eating uncooked pasta, a broken tooth, and spilled coffee.
While talking about the pasta he cooked (or didn’t actually) after skipping the dinner with coaches, Terry said, “I’m eating it and eating it. Well, the bottom of it didn’t cook. I felt something. And I’m like, nah, it’s raw. As I’m swallowing, I’m going, ‘God, that tasted awful.’”
Terry Francona gave his annual team speech. He was so nervous he was drenched in sweat. He declined dinner w/ coaches last night so he could make edits. He made pasta, but it didn't fully cook and broke his tooth. He arrived at camp at 3:30am & spilled coffee all over the speech.
— Zack Meisel (@ZackMeisel) February 21, 2023
He continued to joke, “I’m not sure what that says for the health of my teeth.”
As the night proceeded, chaos escalated with Francona spilling coffee all over his speech. “I spilled coffee all over my [speech]. I couldn’t get the printer to work. Nobody’s here to help because it was so early. I kept telling myself the day has to get better.”
Following the address of what Francona hoped to be a perfect speech, he admitted, “I’m sweating. Like I’m drenched.” And finally, after a long, long night, the skipper could sit at ease following his address to the team and the press.
Fans completely adore Terry Francona. Just like they attacked the thief who stole his bike, they had absolutely no complaints after this comic confusion. This is how fans reacted:
This just proves that Tito is healthy and that it's going to be a memorable season.
— JohnnyG (@JohnGeorgeJ) February 21, 2023
This is copy pasta material
— Luke (@GuardsFanLuke) February 21, 2023
Guardians world series run now I guess
— brandito ☭🏴🇲🇽 (@bredbasket_) February 21, 2023
God love him… that’s our Skipper! 🫡
— Christos (@christos_ioa) February 21, 2023
so a World Series is a lock now right?
— brady mueller (@brady_mue) February 21, 2023
I pictured this situation as one of those old silent film comedies.
— phunq (@funksawz) February 21, 2023
and that's just the way we like him.
— Gus O'Neill (@gonewiththeill) February 21, 2023
That is why he is the best! Still cares so much after all this time!
— Bryce Nalbach (@BryceNalbach) February 21, 2023
Gotta love that al dente.
— David Kogan, PhD 💖💜💙 (@MultipleNights) February 21, 2023
Tito already in midseason form.
— Joe (@JoeR42) February 21, 2023
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I love the man, dearly
— marv alien hunter 👽 (@aaronjmarcum) February 21, 2023
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Do you believe that this chaos before the season is a good sign for the Guardians as they head toward 2023? Can this be their breakthrough year? What do you think? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.
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