‘He’s F***ed’: Golf Fans Mocks Tiger Woods Over Leaked Bizarre Masters Update

Tiger Woods’s relationship with the first major of the season is special! From scouting the course weeks before the event to having a rather bizarre routine in preparation for the event, Mr. T seems to be putting his sweat and tears into his first major since returning from a prolonged hiatus. So much so that the 5-time Masters champion’s prep for the forthcoming edition of the Masters Tournament has recently surfaced on the internet!

But why is his preparatory routine so bizarre? The answer lies in his “focused” methods. According to an unnamed source’s admission to the NY Post, “He’s working really hard in the gym. He’s eating right. He’s even eliminated sex.”

This sparked an ongoing debate in the golf world, questioning said methods. The unknown friend of Woods’s added, “He does that now when he’s preparing: no sex until the tournament is over. He doesn’t want anything to take away his focus.”

It’s bizarre, right? Well, Woods is not the only athlete to eliminate sex before an important event in an attempt to preserve focus. This sect of athletes includes the likes of Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, and even the entirety of the San Francisco 49ers!

An important query then arises, what is Tiger Woods’s current relationship status like? Well, according to his unknown pal, “there’s no one to speak of.” While there might be no relationship trouble that will come Woods’s way with a drastic measure like this, his fans surely have a lot to say.

Fans react to this bizarre Tiger Woods update

The condition of pro golf was questioned after Woods’s bizarre announcement broke the internet. From golfers taking the ‘drastic’ celibate route to an uncertain general state due to the impending merger, frequent personnel shifts, and even back-to-back WDs and weather-related hurdles, fans’ trouble was exacerbated by this Tiger Woods-related information.  One fan said, “Pro golf is really weird right now.”

Tracing back to the 82-time PGA Tour Champ’s extended dating record as well as numerous controversies and scandals, a fan remarked, “No sex for Tiger is like no water for a fish.” Thus, putting in question the viability of such a choice in the pro golfer’s success in the upcoming event. Yet another disbelieving enthusiast added, “I do this, and I rarely shoot under 100. He’s f***ed,” calling this approach undertaken by Woods along with some other talented athletes into question.

The internet was also filled with concerns about the end of the widely acclaimed Tiger era. Ever since, returning to the 2023 Hero World Challenge, Mr. Woods has faced a streak of WDs or below-average performances, thanks to his injury-caused rusty performance. Thus leading to beliefs hinting in the direction of the end of his term as the top-ranking golfer. A netizen wrote, “The Tiger era is over ~ w/or without sex.”

Adding to the list of people expecting Woods’s withdrawal in the upcoming Masters was this other fan. They pointed out how Tiger Woods steals all the media attention with his appearance only to later disappoint waiting fans with news of his withdrawal due to injury related to back spasms or impending angle issues. The rather disheartened fans wrote, “Great. They’ll focus all the cameras on Tiger to see if he makes the cut, and then report how shocked they are when he pulls out on Saturday due to injury.”

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