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Picture this: Joe Burrow, the golden-armed quarterback with a Hollywood smile, is stuck in a football version of The Office’s “Dinner Party” episode. The Bengals? They’re Michael Scott—well-intentioned but awkwardly cutting corners. Think filet mignon dreams on a meatloaf budget.

Cincinnati’s front office has long danced the tightrope between ambition and frugality like a dad grilling burgers for a Fourth of July crowd but forgetting the buns. Enter Matt Hasselbeck, the ex-NFL QB turned truth-teller, who just pulled back the curtain on how this franchise operates.

On February 24, Hasselbeck joined Colin Cowherd on The Herd and didn’t hold back. “The Cincinnati Bengals, like going way back; they were a team that wasn’t spending money. They weren’t spending money on scouts,” he said. But who did the scouting then?

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Here’s the answer. “When I was coming out of the draft, every team had coaches and scouts. The Bengals basically had coaches who also did the scouting,” Hasselbeck added. Talk about cost-cutting! It’s almost like using a flip phone in an iPhone world. While Burrow’s $275 million deal shattered records, Hasselbeck hinted at the team’s penny-pinching past lingers.

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“When you have a quarterback making that much money, it gets a lot more difficult,” Hasselbeck noted, nodding to cap gymnastics needed to keep stars like Tee Higgins. “I would just say there’s a lot of teams out there that are willing to pay and can pay top top dollar for Tee Higgins,” he said. Translation?

Burrow’s feast leaves only crumbs for everyone else. So how do the Bengals fix this? The 2025 draft strategy reads like a grocery list for a five-star meal.

First up: Walter Nolen, Ole Miss’ hulking DT, who could anchor a defense that allowed 25th-most points. Next, Ohio State’s Jack Sawyer brings edge-rush heat, while Georgia’s Tate Ratledge might finally guard Burrow’s ribs. But as Hasselbeck warned, drafting rookies is like buying scratch-offs—cheap thrills, but no guarantee. Meanwhile, WWE heel Logan Paul body-slammed Cincinnati’s pride on Monday Night Raw.

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Logan Paul’s WWE smackdown on Burrow’s Bengals

“You guys waste talent—look what you did to Joe Burrow!” he jeered, sparking boos louder than a deflating Who Dey balloon. Paul, a Cleveland native, twisted the knife: Burrow’s 4,918-yard MVP-caliber season vanished into the 9-8 abyss. Sure, the defense bled points like a sieve, but Paul’s jab hit harder than a Burrow deep ball. Meanwhile, Cincinnati’s front office faces a Sophie’s Choice.

Pay Higgins or let him walk. Trade rumors swirl, like Bleacher Report’s wild idea of swapping Higgins and a fourth-rounder for Jacksonville’s fifth overall pick. But Burrow’s made his stance clear multiple times.

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He wants his guys paid. “Keeping everybody we had last year is obviously ideal,” Burrow mused on Fox Sports 1’s Breakfast Ball. Letting Higgins go would be like losing Dwight Schrute: chaotic, but maybe cheaper. Besides, the Bengals’ saga is part Moneyball, part Groundhog Day.

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Burrow’s brilliance shines, but the front office’s thriftiness casts a shadow. Hasselbeck’s honesty and Paul’s troll job highlight a universal truth: in the NFL, you can’t half-step greatness. As the Bengals juggle cap sheets and draft picks, remember the words of Friday Night Lights: “Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.” Unless, of course, you’re counting pennies.

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