“Can’t Take Him Anywhere”: Tiny Feature on Giant Shaquille O’Neal’s Head Leaves Crucial Team Member Embarrassed

Shaquille O’Neal gives the people campaigning to cut his Internet more fodder every day. The 7’1″ giant served more hilarity in his absurdly unique style in one Instagram Reel today. It not only instigated some punny minds, but it’s also leaving his crew reeling from secondhand embarrassment. You think we have it hard? Imagine the people surrounding this ginormous funny man.

Shaq’s trusty entourage has to deal with his creative gimmicks every time they accompany him. At least it keeps work interesting.

Shaq’s entourage live in SMH mode

Working with Shaquille O’Neal has to be interesting. You get to travel on his $27 million private jet and turn into an impromptu cameraman to film his whimsical social media content. That’s what O’Neal subjected his crew to during a trip to Europe.

“Good morning,” Shaq innocently captioned a Reel that was anything but. He put on a tiny armless reading glass that stayed on his head through sheer willpower with oddly fitting metal-heavy EDM banger, “Welcome Tune” by Versa, playing on this Reel.

His tiny fashion statement must’ve had his crew shaking their heads. DJ Diesel’s executive producer, Brian Bayati, was among the top comments with a tired, “Can’t take him anywhere.”

Bayati recently shared his own update before Shaq, his son Myles O’Neal, and the entire gang jetted off to Europe. The O’Neal boys are reportedly scheduled to DJ at a few venues there. The Shaq-nanigans are a bonus.

Others couldn’t miss out on Shaq’s hilarity. Gauthier Mvumbi, wildly dubbed the ‘Shaq of Handball’ for his more than passing resemblance, posted a series of laughing emojis under the post. If he gets a pair of matching glasses too, the Internet would break.

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Several DJs Shaq has worked with had their own reactions to his antics. Others love the choice of music by Versa. Others were more creative in describing Shaq’s miniature style.

Shaq’s look rings a bell

Shaquille O’Neal’s fans have his humor bug. Unlike Bayati, they ran with the meme fodder they provided. Some were sympathetic that the Big Aristotle’s big head would limit his eyewear and headset choices. “Legit what the apple vision would look like on him.” That’s of course Apple’s newest spatial computing device that scared Kevin Garnett.

This look reminded a few of some bespectacled icons. “Morpheus?” aka Laurence Fishburne’s irreplaceable character from The Matrix, who also sported some curious eyewear.

While someone went for the obvious pun – “I spy with my little eyes.” – another thinks glasses invoke the “Clark Kent” effect. Fitting because the 4x champion does fashion himself as Superman. Others took the post for what it was, Shaq spreading some smiles. “It’s always a good morning when @djdiesel posts,” one fan accurately put.

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