“One of Few Bright Spots..” – $75M Japanese Sensation Elevates to League’s Elite
Amidst Team’s Horrendous Season
Fans shower praise as the Mets' star pitcher outshines the team's poor run to become one of the best in the league with a perfect July.
“Dumping Him Already” – $86,000,000 Struggling Ace Aims to Return to
Controversial Old Team as New York Mets Continue to Fail
Fans show little happiness as Rangers prepare to sign $86 million struggling pitcher from the Mets amidst interest from 2022 champions Astros.
After Wild Play Against Struggling Mets, Boston Red Sox Star Justin Turner Gives
a Hilarious Michael Phelps Comparison
With the struggling Mets recently up against the Boston Red Sox, Justin Turner made a bold move and compared it to Michael Phelps!
“Maximum Security Prison” – Outrageous Aaron Judge Jersey Combo Unites Rival New
Yorkers in a Frenzy of Fashion Fury
New Yorkers join hands to criticize a fan's weird combination and unacceptable version of Aaron Judge's priced Yankees jersey
“F*ck the Yankees” – Subway Series Takes Brutal Turn as Baby Met’s Abrupt Exit
Leaves New Yorkers Fuming
The New York Mets suffered another setback in their pursuit of a post season berth with the Subway Series claiming its first victim.
Bitter Rivals New York Mets and Boston Red Sox Forge Unlikely Alliance Against
One Common Enemy, Again!
The New York Yankees are experiencing some bad form. Recently, their rivals, the Mets and Red Sox teamed up to mock their current bad form.
White Sox’s Absurd Hot Dog Etiquette Rule Irks Baseball Fans: “They Got Their
Priorities Backwards”
Chicago White Sox fans have already been disappointed by the loss of a promising 2023 season and a bizarre new food rule is not helping either.
“Can’t Blame the Mets” – As $86,000,000 Ace’s Horrendous Season Continues, Long
Time Scout Points Fingers
New York Mets are loosing their hopes as one of their best player continues to perform poorly, recently fingers targeted
Flanked With $100,000,000 Hollywood Film’s Stars, New York Set for a Major
Surprise if They Watch Cillian Murphy Starrer
Amidst the New York Mets' down season, the team's mascot may be in line for a top cameo. He was seen alongside cast of a $100 million film.
