“I’ve Seen Better Heads on a Pimple”: Sylvester Stallone Roasts His Daughters Potential Suitors

Sylvester Stallone is a father to five children after three marriages. However, even he has admitted that he gets along with his three beloved daughters much more than he ever did with his sons. Though Stallone has always been known for his tough-guy roles and muscular physique, when it comes to his daughter, even Rambo is a softy. Moreover, the family has also given fans an insight into their life in their new reality show, “The Family Stallone”. Furthermore, he also lent a hand to Al Pacino in the first episode of the show.

However, notably, being the daughter of Rocky can be hard for children too. His second daughter Sistine has shared how Sylvester’s imposing nature often scares away potential suitors. Sistine further elaborated that while her mother is more approachable and welcoming, her father never made an effort to extend a simple greeting or show kindness. In Sylvester’s defense, he acknowledged that his intimidating façade was a deliberate attempt to safeguard his daughters. He expressed his hope that his daughters would remain unmarried and continue living at home indefinitely. As if attesting to the protective nature of Stallone, Sistine recently shared a video of Stallone hilariously roasting her potential suitors.

Sylvester Stallone & his playful critiques of Sistine’s candidates

Recently, a video of Sistine seeking her parents’ assistance in finding a suitable date surfaced on Instagram. The video which she uploaded on TikTok was shared by stallone.sisters which is a fan page. In the video, Sistine displayed her potential suitors from a dating app on the screen. Upon seeing one of the guys, Sylvester Stallone humorously remarked, “I’ve Seen Better Heads on a Pimple.” Observing another gentleman, Sistine shared his peculiar question, “What’s your address and Social Security number?” to which Jennifer Flavin amusingly asked if he was an FBI agent.

Sylvester swiftly dismissed the boy. Sistine then suggested Adam, but Sylvester playfully rejected him, citing he has “hemorrhoids”. Another contender displayed a photo of his mother, which still resulted in Sylvester’s left swipe. Amidst the selection process, a candidate flaunting an impressive physique caught Sistine’s eye. Stallone, ever the quick-witted father, remarked, “Those aren’t his abs.” Sistine humorously responded, “Oh, whose are they?”. However, Stallone cleverly played on words, as he said, “Those are abnormals”

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However, when a guy with tattoos appeared, Sylvester disapproved, despite Sistine pointing out his own tattoos. Disappointed, Sistine accused her father of being mean. This prompted Flavin to jest “You’re just jealous cause he’s got a lot of hair”. Their banter continued as they scrutinized various candidates, with Sylvester making witty comments. What do you think about Sylvester rejecting every candidate? Share your thoughts in the comments.

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